Howzzat!!

‎So, today is the D-Day!

For the first time ever India and Pakistan are facing each other in the world cup semi-final

For the first time ever, it will be an Asian final

For the first time ever, there are brightest chances of India getting the cup home

For the first time ever, the prime ministers of two countries will watch a cricket match together

For the first time ever, there are official mailers going on in corporate that the timings for today are from 7am to 2pm so that they can go and cheer team India

Never ever have I seen madness for cricket to this extent and the enthusiasm is truly infectious

The newspapers, television and even facebook are overflowing with the slightest details concerning this match.

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Sample a few of them:

Afridi (prays to God) : God, please let us win this match

God : Sorry cant grant you this wish, I am opening Indian batting J

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What are the three things that the Pakistan cricketers be afraid of the most?

3. YuV and Dhoni

2. The batting legend

1. 1 billion screaming Indians

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Afridi (to Shoaib) : Hum kisi bhi haal me Sachin ko century ki century nai banana denge

(Come what may, we will not allow Sachin to make his 100^th century)

Shoaib : Magar hum use rokenge kaise? Wo to gazab k form me hai? (But how will we stop him, he is in a tremendous form)

Afridi  : Hum 100 ke andar hi all out ho jaenge (We will be all out within 100 runs )

(Sheesh)

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Advice for girls : If a man spends the whole day with you today, MARRY him!!

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But the best is a status message of one of my best friends and I am posting it here (with due permission :P)

1 lakh for a 10k ticket, 17 lakhs for a 10 second advertisement, 22000 for a one way ticket to Chandigarh on Wednesday morning flights, Richest men in Asia fighting for jet parking space at Chandigarh airport, 1 billion hearts synchronized at the same level, productivity hits a new low on the final day of the financial year..No, this... is not just a cricket match it’s a way of life!
Go INDIA..! Bleed Blue...!

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But if you ask me, I don’t care who’s a better team, I just want India to win this match..

Go INDIA!!!