Big B

I generally don't read celebrity blog, unless they have something better to say apart from publicizing their stardom. However, just for fun and to kill time, I bumped to Mr. Amitabh Bachhan’s blog. Here is a man, who is so busy, yet never misses to update his blog at the end of the day, no matter how late it is. And here am I, I always tell myself that I am too busy to post a blog right now :( The major reason I feel is the lack of motivation. I started my blog with the hope that it will get instant recognition, which fell flat! I have got only 5 people as my followers, all of them are my friends and  I have coaxed and convinced them to be my followers (yes I have done that). I was astounded to see the number of comments he gets. Each of his blog posts generally get 300+ responses. I wonder if the total count of comments for all my posts will ever reach 300. Of course there is no comparison with me and Mr. Bachhan’s fame, but can’t help thinking.

Anyways coming back to the topic, I read the comments he got (yes, I was really free that day :P). People compete to be the first commenter of the day. No matter how late it is, people stay awake. I found that there are 1-2 people who are always the first ones to comment. Mr.Bachhan even called one of them to meet him. People address him as “Prabhu”, “Pitamah”, “Drona” , "Gurudev", “Darling” and what not!  They keep track of how much he slept last night. All of them think so highly of him that they draw sketches of him, dedicate their poems to him everyday and think of him as God.  I was wondering if I am out of this world! Not that I disregard him in any way, but I felt that there is no limit to people’s deewanapan!

There were the usual “I love the way you write”, “I am a great fan of yours”, “I love your movies”, until I saw some unusual ones.

Hello Amitji,

I am also like other fans of yous requestinmg for your personal email id, if you can please send me at

xxxxxi@yyyyy.com, it would be real good.
Once you send me ur id, and you come to know my problem I am assured you will definitely help me out and this is something which I cant reveal in open it is just for that.
My requests are not like I need to meet you or something neither any financial help , it is something related to consulting for me.
PLEASE HELP.
Bahut asha ke sath maine yeh lika hai aapko….please mujhe niraash mat kariyega :). I am in really DEEP DEEP trouble…aap bhi sunege to sochenge Bhagwan aisa kar sakte hai kya…trust me all is truth nothing fake.
Thanks

I wonder what the problem is, for which only Mr. Bachhan has the solution and is expected to give an agony aunt reply! Or imagine Mr. Bachhan leaving all his work and telling his director to pack up and writing a reply to this person!

Another one from the same person:

Hello Amitji,
Still waiting for your id, I can assure you the id will not be made public and its a genuine reason soomething like my wish, if you can mail me your id you will definitely be helping someone.
Thanks.

Something else from someone else:

hi sir

badi der lagadi post likh ne me ok no problem.

Sir muje aap se milna he,ab ye duri bardast nahi hoti he.

App ne atul ohjal ko milne k liye bulaya tha par muje kab bulaoge me atul se b bada aap ka fan hu me aap ki scetching to nahi bana sakta par aap ki photo mere dil me bana rakhi he,sir aap ko pata nahi he me aap k liye kya kar sakta hu me aap k liye jan b de sakta hu MANG LO SIR.

Pls sir pls sir pls sir
muje aap se milna he pls aap ko mile biger chain nahi aaye ga.

AGER AAP MUJSE NAHI MILE TO MERI AATMA AAP K BLOG PAR BHATKTI RAHEGI SIR. (HUH???)

Mera ek hi sapna he aap se milne ka or aap k sath ek bar filme me kam karne ka.

PLS PLS PLS PLS SIR MUJE AAP SE MILNA HE PLS SIR PLS.

AAP KO APNE SARE FAN KI KASAM MUJE EK BAR MILNE KA MOKA TO DO SIR.

From

abcd.
sometown, KHUSHBU
GUJRAT KI,
MO:xxxxxxxxxxx
yyyyyyyyyyaaaaa@bbbb.com

 

I mean what was he thinking before writing all this rubbish and I think he writes everyday. Poor Mr. Bachhan! 

Another one from Gujarat ki Khusbu:

HI SIR.

AAP JAB BLOG LIKH KAR POST KARTE HO TO MUJ 1-2 GAHANTE BAD MOBILE ME DIKHATA HE, MERE PAS NATO PC,NATO LAPTOP HE. ISLIYE ME AAP K POST PAR MOBILE SE COMENTS DETA HU.

SIR JESE AAP ATUJ OHJAL SE MILE HO VESE HI MUJE AAP SE MILNA HE AGER AAP NAHI MILOGE TO MERE DIL K ARMAN TUT JAYENGE PLS SIR PLS SIR MUJE AAP SE MILNA HE.

KEHTE HENA MUSADI LAKH CHAHE KYA HOTA HE,WAHI HOTA HE JO MANJUR E KHUDA HOTA HE.

EVERGREEN SONG 4 YOU MY GURUDEV

“Tu tu he wahi dil ne jise aapna kaha,tu he waha ab to he jina tere bin he saja”

From

abcd.
sometown, KHUSHBU
GUJRAT KI,
MO:xxxxxxxxxxx
yyyyyyyyyyaaaaa@bbbb.com

All I wish to say about them is “What a Loser!”